I just found this on a site I started visiting lately. This guy has a great sense of humor. http://scottcarp-dreamworld.blogspot.com/
Lawerence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element known to science.
The new element Governmentium (GV) has one neutron, 25asst.neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles calle peons. Since GV has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact. A tiny ammount of GV can cause a reaction which would normally take no more than a second, to take from 4 days to 40 yrs. GV has a normal halflife of 2-4 yrs. It does not decay but undergoes a reorganization in wich a portion of the asst. neutrons exchange places. In fact GV will increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. The characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GV is firmed when morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quality is referred to as "critical morass". When catalized with money, GV becomes Administratium (AD), an element that radiates just as much energy as GV since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.---------And 37 Czars, with more to come!